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Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Flyin", Lyin" Or Cryin' By The Seat O' Your Pants

Monday, December 12, 2011
Home-made Creations For The God Of All Creation!
Had a memory today… Years ago, I was a children’s church teacher and I put together a Christmas Eve service with all the kids. A birthday party theme. I was worried that thinking out of the box might be too much, but after the kids presented their home-made presents for Him? Well, they had us all wrapped around their lil’ fingers…and hearts! It was my fave Christmas ever. We made a huge cake, too! I had asked the kids to pick songs and make gifts that they would think He would want, knowing full-well that He would love anything from the children. Just like the congregation did! The Birthday Party For Jesus service was def on stage, but judging by the congregation? The party was def in their hearts that night, also. It was a wonderful time. Several of the gifts that were made, I still have because the kids insisted I keep them. One was a wood plaque with Luke 2 on it and Happy Birthday carved on it and painted with red puff-paint lettering. I still put it out to this day. The lil' girl that made it with her dad said it was a wooden card for Him so it would last a long time and so we would always remember! That night? Carved in my heart. Thank You, God, for the memory. Trace
She'll Be Comin' 'Round The Mountain

Friday, December 9, 2011
Caroling With The Halls And Carol! Don't Get Decked!
So, we went out caroling in our neighborhood and realized that alot of folks hear song lyrics a lil' differently and have crazy interpretations. Makes it lots of fun. So, we started out with ♫Deck The Halls♫ at the first house. How was I to know their name was The Halls? Or that Joe would actually deck them. Then, Sam got mad when he thought we were telling him to put on Don's clothes cuz his apparel was gay. And, the Boughs down the street? Well, they acted real strange! Mr. Bough hung his wife Holly on the front door and called her Wreath-a. He thought she was calling him an ancient troll. And to top it off? Yul? Well, he was all caught up with decorating with flashing lights and caught himself on fire. We def saw the blazing Yul before us! We had to put him out and then get fa la la away! PIMP LOL TNT. Probably why we all got sick, but so worth it. Still recouping, still singing! Oh! And, this one guy who came with us? Well, he thought the night was all about him, instead of Him! His name was Carol! But, HIs name? Jesus! Happy Birthday and thank You. What an awesome gift You are. (Photo? An old ornament of a choir singer that used to hang on my Grammal's tree) Trace
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