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Thursday, June 28, 2012
Ogre's and Giants

Wits End! Wrong End!
When one is at one's wits end, the wit starts coming out the wrong end! And, that means it’s time to put the wit to an end! And be quiet. What? Just being witty! And, now? Being quiet! The End! PIMP LOL TNT. Trace
In plainer words? Umm...when things get crazy, stop and be quiet for a moment. Then pray!
Trace
Trace
Monday, June 25, 2012
Trash Talkin'!

Truth Can Be Weathered! Whether You Like It Or not
Little Debbie might be a sweet snack, but our Little Debbie is a sweet smack! Of rain! Just been resting and, yes, still sick. And, in much pain from my fall at the store. Pain, I can stand. Dizzy, not! But, enjoying the storms and rain. Just, not the rain on the inside. No complaints. Both will pass. The clouds will lift. Hope you guys have a sweet day. Enjoy a Little Debbie and a li’l of Debbie. And, remember if you hear something stormy about someone else? Don’t let your thundering thoughts cloud your heart. Go strike up a gentle conversation like the rain talks to the grass. Truth can strike you gently like the rain or electrifying like lightning. Either way, truth is striking and may prove electrifying! Truth is a lightning bolt when spoken and when not spoken! And, something else I say? "Truth can be weathered. Whether you like it or not. Just like storms." PIMP LOL. Well, I gotta bolt. Well, not exactly bolt, but try to move a bit! PIMP LOL. Oh! Be an angel and tell me what’s your fave Little Debbie? Mine is Devil Cremes or used to be when I was a kid. Devil cake and angel creme! PIMP LOL. Oh! And Cloud Cakes. Trace
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Captured In The Moment! It's A Buzz!
"Being Captured In The Moment Watching A Bug Being Captured By A Wasp. And, Other Moments Like These!" What? What's all the buzz about? Well, while folding wash today in the garage, I witnessed a wasp buzzing so ferociously loud that even with my stuffy ears and the dryer going, it caught my attention! What was it doing? It was like in slow motion carrying a giant bug, 4 times it size. You just knew it was going to make it to its destination. It finally made it to a wall where it made its trek across the wall to the corner and hid behind some wood where I could see it plant it eggs inside of the big insect host. Wow! I wish I had footage of that, but I was too "in the moment" to actually stop and think about capturing the moment. Sometimes, life is like that. Thank you God for such cool moments. The ones we capture and the ones we’re in. By these both, You capture our hearts. Oh, and the photodrama? Another miracle. A captured moment of captured hearts that were “in the moment”! Hey! Wait a moment! PIMP LOL. Hope your day is filled with many moments and captures. That's my latest buzz! Being captured in the moment IS a buzz. So, I'll buzz off. To the next moment... Trace
It's Vinylly OK To Skip! Keep It Vintage!

Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Fluff 'n Stuff!

WOODY’S! CLASSICALLY DRIVEN! Don't knock it!

Monday, June 18, 2012
♪♫ It's A Jungle Out There...♪♫!

SAVVY SHOES or SAVVY SALT

Sunday, June 17, 2012
Oh SNAP: Social Network Authentic Photodrama
“Oh SNAP: Social Network Authentic Photodrama”! I say: “keepin’ it real transparent gives you a better shot at relationships being a snap! What? Well, I was putting up my new thumbnail snapshot and I got to thinking… I always see eye to eye with my SNAP. You know? My Social Network Authentic Photodrama! My photodrama that always portrays the authentic me, right? PIMP LOL. So, I see eye to eye and face to face. Well, face to Facebook with it. No matter how artsy I make it, it’s still the real deal. But, we human beings don’t always see eye to eye with others whether we’re face to face or face to Facebook. Sometimes, people act different face to face than how they act on Facebook. Or fakebook, as some call it. Me? I’m just too transparent to try to fake it. No good at hiding feelings at all. I’m an open book. And, an open Facebook when it comes to humor and hope and music and sharing my heart. I like to speak off the cuff and that requires truth so you don’t have to think of what you’ll say next. The truth is always authentic. Duh! And, ya know…umm…you might not see eye to eye with someone, but if go by the Book, and talk to them face to face, heart to heart, you have a better shot at it being a SNAP! An authentic snapshot of you. I say that your snap should represent the snappy you! The real you. That’s why I use cartoons a lot! PIMP LOL. I love to communicate on the internet, but I do think it is so important to call and write notes and see people face to face, also. I know firsthand how easy it can be to be a hermit. I had to use the internet for a outlet to share and do music for quite awhile. But, we need to keep up our face-to-face skills and person-to person calls if we want to get down with the heart-to-hearts and the cheek-to-cheeks! PIMP LOL. It’s not always a snap! But, it’s so worth it! Oh snap! Oh! And, the photo? Just keeping it real! Real transparent! Authentic! You’ll have a better shot at relationships being a snap! Just remember… Into each life a li’l snappy authentic photodrama must fall! Or be created! Or represent! Oh snap! You know what I'm sayin'! Trace
"Licks, locks, lacks and luck! It's getting hot in the kitchen!

Saturday, June 16, 2012
"Leavin’ The Nest! Wingin' It
“Leavin' The Nest! Wingin’ It!” So, how did we celebrate an anniversary last night? We “winged it”. With a 2 of our fave people. And 2 of our fave wings. Well, 40 of our fave wings. PIMP LOL. Entertainment provided by “us”. Dinner provided by Publix! It’s the li’l things. And, the li’l wings! Oh! And, the li’l wings on our kids that soon fly them out of the nest. Have fun now!!! While the nest is full. All you need is the “us” and you can wing the rest! Thank you God for family and friends and the li’l things and the li’l wings! That fly them back to us. Trace
The Attack Of The Giant Lady! Coming To Theatres Near You!

Friday, June 15, 2012
25th Anniversary

RESORTS! JUST WHAT'LL YOU RESORT TO?

Thursday, June 14, 2012
Still-let-o-thers See Your Kind Heart, Not Your Behind Part

Matilda and Making Memories

Keep Lookin' Up

Sometimes, it seems, we'll never reach our dreams
Our ♥s just grow tired with each passing hour
We must hold on...continue to go on
The worth of our love will be rewarded from above
Don't let love grow cold
Jus' keep reachin' higher...
More precious than gold...
is a love tried by fire...
Trace
MY TRAVEL TRAVAILS & TARRY TOWNS

Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Pacer Yourself and Watch Out For Gremlins!

Tuesday, June 12, 2012
A Message on Mess Age! A Wake-up Call!
"MESS AGE & MESSAGES!” Say what? So, what’s my “mess age”? You know? What age did I finally realize I had made a mess of my life? 21. My wake-up call age! The same age I knew God was for real. Same age I cleaned up that mess with His help. Guess you could say that I def got the message that night. I listened and did something. So, that’s my mess age. And my message! Whatever the age? Listen! Then do something! And, guess what? I still find messes at other ages in my life. Lots of mess ages which require lots of messages. Lots of wake-up calls. I try to listen and do something ‘bout them. Instead of putting God on call waiting. And, sleeping through them. Well, that’s my message on mess ages. Have a fun day! Try not to make too big of a mess! PIMP LOL. And, yes I will try to rest today since I am still not very well. I get the message! AND! I will do something ‘bout it! Oh! And, the photo? A photo from my 20’s which I made kind of grungy messy to state the obvious of the not so obvious mess I had made of my life! Sometimes, the obvious doesn’t seem so obvious to us. Now, I am really going to go rest and you have a good day! Obviously! Trace
Monday, June 11, 2012
Sharp Knives, Dull Moments! Don't Take Life Granite!!
"DON"T TAKE LIFE FOR GRANITE"! “Sharp Knives, Dull Moments! Diversity in Adversity!” Don't life for granite. What? Well, today, I had my mind on someone that died and was thinking about my life. All the while trying to put out fires around here and dealing with feeling very ill. No complaints, though. There's always something to gain from pain. So, anyways, back to the story for today. So. there’s never a dull moment around here! Just dull knifes! On the other hand, there’s never a sharp knife, just sharp moments! And, sharp dressers! What? It could be worded like this if you were from England: there’s never a bloody painfully cutting knife when you need one, just bloody painfully cutting moments. And, who needs those? Right? But, it’s all in the way you look at things. Me? I like to look at the humorous, shiny side of the knife. We do gain from those moments, though! We do, we do! As I already quoted Horace in an earlier post: “Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents, which in prosperous circumstances would have lain dormant." May I just say that we have diverse elicit talents from our adversity. We def gain from our pain. That cuts like a knife. Wounds heal and we again find zeal…for life. Our scars remind us to go ahead and hope. Sounds like our new song again. Hope I get better soon to finish it. And, I hope you have a sharp day. Our God is a sharp God whose ways never dull my mind or spirit. Always keep me thinking. Oh! And, yes! Our cutting board is a granite guitar made by a dear friend of ours, Steve, who we shall see again one day. Yes! A granite guitar. Reminds is "don't take life for granite". Each day is a chance to cook. So, make it a sharp day! Chop chop. We all find ourselves on the cutting board sometimes. We have to always be practicing our bloody chops, you know! To keep it sharp. We don't want to dull our spirit nor our talent. Whether it's cooking with food or cooking with music or cooking at whatever you do! Chop chop! Let’s see those elicit talents come out. One last thing? Don't take life for granite! Everything is not all written in stone. But, one this is for sure. One stone has been rolled away!!! Don't take that for granite either! See the truth and the humor in all... Trace
KICKING BUTT: AN ELICIT TALENT!

Sunday, June 10, 2012
Slingin' Hash And Eating My Words!

Saturday, June 9, 2012
Pickin' My Goobers?

Silver Lining of Latitude or Platinum Platitude!
Seeing the silver lining in everything takes a heart of gold. And, sometimes, that gold is tried by fire and purified until we can see the silver lining shining through. sometimes, others, or even ourselves tell us we'll never reach our dreams. I say: seeing the silver lining after hearing alot of platinum platitudes, requires touching a heart of gold. God's. That's what our new song is about. About reaching our dreams. And about a love tried by fire. And, faith... Yes, life is trying! So, we try harder. Always! Never give up! Try giving others some love with a silver lining of latitude! Instead of platinum platitudes! That's my attitude! Been there. Okay, so today’s story to go along with my thoughts: So, I’m baking biscuits and hot sausage for brunch and the oven door handle and whole left side of the oven falls down. What's my silver lining? I don't have to cook? OK! So I found the 1 screw to put it back together, maybe, and laid it on the counter while I finished brunch. Now, I must add, I don't feel well at all. But, no complaints. Next thing I know...the screw landed on the floor somewhere unknown to me. Probably under the fridge in the dreaded “yuck world”! Guess you could say I'm screwed! The silver lining in this? Ummm...it gave me a joke? Or 2? What did the oven door have to say about it? I'm just too hot to keep a lid on! PIMP LOL. Hope your day is, too! Oh! And, tell me your silver lining… Trace
Friday, June 8, 2012
Mirror, Mirror! It’s Beauty In The Beast!

“HIGH-FIVE 4 The SCI-FIVE!”

Thursday, June 7, 2012
MY CUP POURETH OVER

Wednesday, June 6, 2012
THE SKYE's THE LIMIT!

FIERY HOOPS and HULA HOOPS!
"FIERY HOOPS and HULA HOOPS!" Work or life got you jumping through hoops today? Fiery hoops? Well, put out those fires and jump through THIS hoop. “The Hula Hoop”! And, start a fire in your soul! Does a pretty good job on getting your muscles fired up, too! Just sayin’. Good exercise and fun! You hip to the hula, hello? It’s just 1 of those things that no one can stand to sit and just watch. You gotta try it. You gotta jump in. Like life. No spectators. You gotta stay in the loop. I mean, umm...hoop! So, that's my hoopla on the hoop! My scoop on the hoop and staying in the loop! Stay in the loop and jump into today! Start a fire. You hip? Trace
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
MOOLAH! MUWAHAHAHA!
“MOOLAH! MUWAHHHH!” Money, money, money! Some people…got to have it. Some people…really need it. Right? Sounds like a song! My Tracyism for that? “We make money, we need more. We make do, we need less. More or less!” PIMP LOL. What? Makes sense to me. Or would that be ¢? Who am I kiddin’? Money makes everything easy. Sometimes, too easy. But, we all have to make money to live. And, working hard is a good thing. And, thanking our Maker for the “having little" times as well as the “having much" times is what makes us rich. Not the $$! Being big about having little is umm…big sense! Having sense about our dollars! Or! Having ¢ about our $$! It saves us from a lot of grief and is to our credit. But, really some of us just like the way it feels to have some “moolah” in our hands and say “muwahhhh” in a sinister eee-vil happy sort of way! Like a kid at Christmas with a million presents surrounding them! It’s okay to have fun AND be thankful! So, love the Maker and the money maker, not the money. That makes cents! That’s what makes us rich. So, use common sense with your dollars and you’ll makes ¢ from your $. Oh! And, that IS a song at the beginning. Check it out: For The Love Of Money by the O’Jays! Have an uncommonly fun day. Full of dollars and common sense! Lastly, a li’l Christmas in June never hurt anyone. For 3 reasons: remembering colder weather to keep your cool, remembering to be a cool giver, and to remember the biggest giver, Christ, every day! Money is not the only thing you can give. That’s a given! PIMP LOL. It's not the almighty $ that makes us rich. It's the Almighty! Alrighty then! Love you guys! Muwahhhahahah! Trace
Monday, June 4, 2012
Lift A Fork Load Of Thanks, Smooth Operator!

Hot diggiTY dog! It’s Monday!

Having A Cow!

Saturday, June 2, 2012
Bill and Miranda: The Rights Exercise Duo”

Just Some Light Clean Thinking, Mister!

Friday, June 1, 2012
OLD BAGS, HOT AIR and DUST IN THE WIND!
“OLD BAGS, HOT AIR and DUST IN THE WIND!” Get sucked into life instead of getting the life sucked outta you! Hey! Suck it up you old bag! What? Oh! No. Not you. That’s what the vacuum said to the bag just before I put a new bag in it. PIMP LOL. I would never be disrespectful and call someone that. Though, all of us act like an old bag sometimes, no matter what age. Full of hot air and dust in the wind. So, what made me write that? Well, today I am talkin' to my vacuum and suckin’ it up! What? Vacuuming! Cleaning day! I know. You’re thinking “that sucks”. I hope so cuz I love when all that dirt gets sucked up. Now, I might sound like a suck-up, but I really I hope your day sucks. If you’re cleaning, that is! If not? Then suck it up and have a fun day. Whatever you’re doing. Make the best of it. Cuz when life sucks and you come across some dirt? Just suck it up. Better than spreading it. Stand upright! Just like my vacuum. And, be careful changing the bags. Or you could have yourself some dust in the wind. Oh, and that thud you heard awhile ago? That was me passing out on the garage floor after furiously trying to get the filter door screwed shut before it sucks all the dust into the AC unit. Time to drill new holes before it sucks the life outta me. Now, that would suck! PIMP LOL. So, finally, I would just like to say, “Get sucked into life. Instead of into the dirt.” Then you won’t have tunnel vision! And, you feel like “Dust In The Wind” Tunnel. What? Well, my vacuum has wind tunnels and it got me thinking about dust and wind and tunnels and hot air. And, that happens to be a great song by Kansas! The 1st one I played on a 12-string and sang with Sam. So, be filled with fun, not hot air! Stand upright. And, you’ll be alright. Alright now, I really gotta go. That old bag needs to be tossed. Oh, and I have my stuffed snow lady hanging onto the vacuum instead of me. She’s my stand-in for today. She reminds me of cooler days and to keep my cool. And, I’m not really dressed for a photo op. Well, maybe I am? I look like an old bag. PIMP LOL. Keep your cool. Suck it up. Better than spreadin’ it! Sometimes, you gotta get dirty to stay grounded. Get sucked into life! Instead of getting the life sucked outta you! See what happens when you to talk to your vacuum? You get the dirt on life! My vacuum says the most important thing about dirt is? You just gotta suck it up! That's my free vacuum advice. May seem like a lot of hot air, but it's free hot air. Suck it up. Last thought? It's finally pouring down raining. Even the yard knows that when you're surrounded by dirt and it rains? Suck it up! So, he's a suck up, too. So, dirt's good for us. Rain's good for us. Keeps us upright. Straight up! Trace
AN EFFECTIVE INSTRUMENT OF AFFECT

FLAWED and AWED
“DON'T TURN YOUR NOSE UP AT FLAWS! YOU DEF MIGHT MISS THE AWES"! Okay, so, I was noticing in one of our vids that my nose isn’t exactly what I thought. When I was in the hospital on machines, etc., I lost part of my nostril.Yes! I know. Gross. But, it really bothers me and looks weird. Guess, putting that fact on FB and my blog was the wrong to do if I wanted everyone to not stick their nose in my umm…nose biz? Am I being “picky”? What? Gotta laugh at ourselves. I smell the odor of humor in the air. A lot of people gonna laugh at my nose now. That’s okay. I like laughing. Good for the soul. And, besides? With the nostril scar defect thingie, no one will notice all the other flaws as much. Oh, well. We all got flaws. Inside and out. So, don’t stick your nose up at anyone else because of their flaws! Turn your nose up at their flaws and you just might miss their awes. Hope your day has a whiff of flawless fun in the air. Yes, strive for flawless excellence, but know that it is the flaws that drive us to strive for that excellence. Leave the flawless perfection to God. That’s His bizness. And, I am awed. Yes. I may be flawed. In fact! I AM flawed! But! I am awed at what He can do and does….flawlessly! In all of us. Around all of us. Through all of us. We all have awes in us. That’s His bizness. I know you “nose” what I mean! Love you guys, flaws and awes… Awwww…. Trace
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