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Friday, September 28, 2012
SMALL IDEAS CAN MAKE BIG IDEALS

SO, WHAT STUFFING ARE YOU MADE OF?

ows was totally get useless as it we were unable to use it to lay our weary heads to rest and not cry no more! PIMP LOL. It wasn’t even thread-bare. Just bare! You could see the stuffing. I also noticed my fave antique doiley had a hole in the middle and faded. And, one of the newer flowers in my dried flowers vase looked a li’l weary and worn out and bent out of shape. Throw them away? Well, on some days. But, not today! I had to prove a point to myself. That even on my worse day, I could accomplish something. So, I grabbed the fave pillow with bare side up, my antique fave crocheted doily with a hole in the middle and the bent out of shape flower. All of no use, separately, but together? Well, just see. They make it work. I sewed and glued the doily to the worn side of the pillows and added the flower to the hole. Gorgeous! Sometimes, we just need a helping hand or a word of encouragement from someone to make things work for us. Are you up to that? What stuffing are you made of? And, sometimes, we need teamwork. It’s a beautiful thing! Are you up for that? What stuffing are you made of? And, whether you are young or old, worn out or bent out of shape, you are not useless. You’re a beautiful thing! Don’t ever give up. Your stuffing matters! So, what stuff are you made? Trace
Thursday, September 27, 2012
MAKIN’ DO, MAKIN’ NICE & MAKIN’ ICE! BEAUTY PARLORIN' IN THE KITCHEN!

Beholdin' The Pain AND The Gain!

Wednesday, September 26, 2012
My Hole In The Wall

COOKS & CLOTHESPINS

Monday, September 24, 2012
In The Midst & The Mist, Don't Miss Out!
“In The Midst & The Mist, Don't Miss Out!” What? Well, Just got done trying to capture my daughter’s hair piece! In my defense, I don’t feel well, my sugar is low, I had no glasses on and it does look leopard-y! Well, misty and leopard-y, to me. PIMP LOL. I walked by her room and saw it and ran and got a stick and a jar to capture it. And, my glasses! When I got back, with glasses on, I laughed. Boy, did I need this morning. I said to the hair piece, “You snake in the grass! I mean, in the carpet! You scared me and then made me laugh! Thank you!” Have a fun day! Be thankful in the mist and the midst or, you may miss…out on the blessings. Oh! And thanks for checking out my sssssss-story! PIMP LOL
Trace
Sunday, September 23, 2012
A Room Fool In A Roomfull!
“A Room Fool In A Roomfull!” What? I now know why folks feel like bolting out when, sometimes, they’re in a room full of people, and feel like a fool. Should it be spelled “room fool” of people? Cuz I was sure feelin’ like a fool as I saw myself bolt out. We’ve all been foolish. Enough said about that. I’d be foolish to say any more. Yep! Been there. Well, used to be there. Umm…cuz, I just ran out! PIMP LOL. Sometimes, you gotta run to keep from BEIN’ the fool and sometimes you gotta run FROM a fool. And, still sometimes yet? You can’t fool anyone! So, you just gotta face the roomfool head on. Fool on! Face life, I mean. What? I’m not foolin’! Love you guys all for lovin’ me anyways. Oh! And, the photo? Ummm…that’s what this room fool wears in case of a roomful or roomfool and there is a need to bolt!! Cuz, those boots are made for walkin’… And, for facing life! Fool tilt, fool throttle, fool on! Boots on! Trace
Hittin’ The Sauce!

WHAT’S ALL THE BUZZ ABOUT DIAPASON?

Friday, September 21, 2012
GOING MAD

Thursday, September 20, 2012
MELON COLLIE
“MELON COLLIE” What? Well, this morning, when I got up, I was feeling kind of blah. A li'l ruff! As I was cutting up a watermelon, I got to thinkin’ ‘bout the word melancholy. What? That’s how my mind works. Anyways, I don’t like to feel that way. So, as I thought about the word, I started picturing a collie with a melon body. Even, one carved in the melon. I got rid of the melancholy. And, the melon collie. I ate it! PIMP LOL. I so wanted to carve a collie in the melon like I do roses. You can’t blame a girl for tryin’ to carve out a li’l fun. And, a li’l melon collie now and again. Gotta carve THAT melancholy right outta me! We all do what we gotta do to get thru. For me, it’s working and creating, humor, writing, music, fixing stuff and taking care of people. And, before each one of those is possible? Faith. Have a fun day. If you have to make a collie out of a melon, go ahead. Cures melancholy. Carve out some fun. And, in everything, give thanks. In the melancholy AND the melon collie. Thankfulness, in itself, cures melancholy! Especially when you're havin' a ruff day! Trace
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
STIRRIN’ THE POT!
“STIRRIN’ THE POT!" Well, today’s story is a little windy in 2 ways! Why? It’s longer than usual and about chili. PIMP LOL. Still, I hope you will read it and become stirred! Like my chili! What!! Well, my story is about LIFE and CHILI!
Both need stirred! Both are a gas! Life is like my homemade chili. First off, it doesn’t just happen. You gotta grab the right ingredients and you gotta cook. It needs lots of substance! Meat! Something to chew on and beef you up. Then, it needs some soothing, comforting homemade sauce to help life go down easy. For chili, I make mine from the juice of squashed light red kidneys beans and many spices. Cuz, life’s gotta be a lil spicy and juicy and soothing. Finally, it requires a stirring once in a while! Life is all about stirring. This is one case where it’s okay to stir the pot. Throw in some humor. You know? The beans. My ratio of beans to meat is 80% meat and 20% beans. Sounds about right. Though, in life, sometimes the ratio might require flip-flopping the recipe. Humor over substance. Depends on what stirred you. Or who stirred you up! Or who stirred the pot! PIMP LOL. Think of your fave pot to cook chili. Now, think of it as life. No matter how great that pot is, if it’s empty, you just got a lot of hot air. But, if you fill it up and stir and taste, you have something. You’re cookin. Better yet? Fill it up and stir someone up by giving it to them. You know what I mean. Fill your life up, so you can stir others! With substance, humor and comfort! Have a fun day. Stir it up. Life, that is. Or, chili. Then, call me for supper. Oh! And, have to throw in a teaspoon of humor into the pot and stir, so umm…let’s see what I can come up with this second. Umm…life IS filling just like a bowl of chili. If you’re empty, fill it with substance. And, humor… Cuz, life is a gas. Just like a bowl of chili. Difference is? You gotta enjoy life WHILE you’re eating it up. That’s what makes it a gas. Or, it will chew you up and spit you out. Now, chili…well, you gotta eat it up first. The gas comes later! What!?! Oh, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout! PIMP LOL. Oh. One more thing? If you’re gonna stir the pot, stir up fruits of the spirit, like gentleness, kindness, patience, etc. Don’t stir the pot to cook up bitter herbs of hurt, hate and anger. Now, go have a gas! And, remember… Life…let it be filled with the fruits life, not the bitters of strife! Stirring the pot of life is a good thing, when it's bubbling over with goodness. Stirring the pot of strife can explode in your face and everyone around you. Okay, gotta go. Time to stir… Sorry for the wind! I mean, excuse me. Trace
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Saturday, September 15, 2012
FLOORED BY THE WOOL RUG PULLED OUT FROM UNDER ME AND PULLED OVER MY EYES! IN A NEW YORK MINUTE!

Tuesday, September 11, 2012
♪♫ Skippin' to my loo AND my Lou, my darlings ♪♫!

WORKING! GROW AKIN TO IT!
"WORKING! GROW AKIN TO IT!" What? "Oh, my akin back! You've said that before, right? Well, I was thinking about work today. Like everyone. Only, I got to thinking about the "word" working. The word “working” broken down has 2 words in it. “Grow” and “kin”. ‘tis work that helps us grow. We should grow a kin to it. Whatever you're working on, grow a kin to it. Know your work and let your work know you. Course, I'm speaking musically, right now. But, for anything, give your all. Be excellent. Like you would be to your kin! It works for me. Have a fun day working. Work it out. Oh! And, you also could say that after work or even during work, you have akin! Oh! My akin back! PIMP LOL. 'tis good for the bones to be akin and the heart to have know akin. Grows us. 'tis then we call on God. I never heard it said that being akin to work and akin from work never hurt a kin! Well, I heard me say it! PIMP LOL. Gotta go. Oh my akin mind! Will soon be saying "oh, my akin voice and mind"! PIMP LOL. Just love you guys stopping by. Keeps my heart from akin!!! Trace
LAUNDRY, VACUUMS & LIFE!
“LAUNDRY, VACUUMS & LIFE!" THEY REALLY DO SUCK & STINK! What? Sometimes, life really stinks! Sucks, too!” Yes, today sucks just a bit too much! And, stinks in a big way! Why? Well, got tons of vacuuming and dirty stinky laundry! PIMP LOL. Well? Vacuums do suck and wash does stink! No complaints. Just a funny story. I was a li’l behind from being sick and still a li’l slow today, so my girl and I are tackling it together. No time with my girl could ever suck or stink ever, but, I was vacuuming in the bathroom where I have a lovely fluffy scarf hanging with flowers and towels. Yes, I love to create pretty stuff. Anyways, my vacuum really does su-u-u-uck!!! In 1 second, it caught the edge of the scarf and it disappeared into my wind tunnel bag! What was hilarious and unbelievable was that all those flowers you see in the photo flew all over the bathroom and not one went into the bag! So, I took it outside and decided to try to salvage it. I do love it. So, here’s the before and after photos. Of course, the scarf doesn’t really work well with grungy cleaning clothes. But, you know, it got me thinkin’… Sometimes, life really does suck. The life outta you! In the bag, right? So, sometimes it sucks the good and the bad out! We just gotta reach deep down in and pull the good back out. And, shake off the lint! The dust of life! Like I did with the scarf. It’s worth it. Even if life stinks and sucks, don't air your dirty laundry! Keep it clean. It all comes out in the wash. No matter what! Oh! And I also had a bit of a stuffed up dryer vent that needed fixed, so I did! Yep! It went everywhere. But, it’s fixed. And,I told that dryer to keep it’s trap shut! Remember, reach deep down in and grab the good and shake off the dust! Trace
Friday, September 7, 2012
Tending To! Tender OR Tenuous? Or, Ten2U&us?

Tuesday, September 4, 2012
AIN’T LIFE GRAND, BABY
“AIN’T LIFE GRAND, BABY!” Well, to be honest. Not always. I’m not feeling so grand today, but no complaints. A li’l thing to do when life ain’t so grand? Play some music. Yep! I think a li’l music practice is at hand! PIMP LOL. A li’l fiddlin’ around! That’s the key! To keep those heart strings in tune with the soul frets. Its ♪♫ o’clock! Music has a grand gift for everyone who listens and plays. No matter what style and what role. It’ll make you feel like you’re livin’ large! Even when you’re not feelin’ so grand. That's how God works. In a grand stand-up fashion! And, so should we! So, yes, I do catch everything with my lack of immune system, but will I stop going out round people or having them over or singing? No. You can’t fully enjoy the blue skies without the blue storms. You can’t enjoy the people who b flat without the people who b sharp. You can’t enjoy life without living it! Oh! The photo? Well, yes, I changed the time on the clock to be music o'clock ! PIMP LOL. And, the piano and fiddle? they are wooden little music replicas from my daughter’s Victorian doll house. Yes, we even had a music room in her dollhouse we played with. And, yes, I said we! Now, go play. Dollhouse or music or something! Just play… Me? I like being stand up and doing stand up! Humor and music, that is! Especially when life ain’t grand, baby! Trace
Monday, September 3, 2012
Reign in the Rain!

Labor Day or Lay Bored Day?
"Labor Day or Lay Bored Day?" What? Well, I say work hard. Why? Because then you will look forward to laying ‘round. If you lay bored, then maybe you need to work more. It’s all perspective. You don’t notice the joy as much without the sorrows, the light without the darkness, the sunshine without the rain. You get it. Now, I ‘m in labor. No! Not having a baby. Having a cow! Why? Cuz I got more work to do on our new song and vid. No complaints. Love it. Then I will have a wonderful Lay Bored day. So, if you lay bored? Labor! Your lay will be enjoyed instead of bored. Adored instead of abhorred! Oh! And, if you have an axe to grind, work it out. Whichever axe you work. I’d rather be labored than lay bored. Hard work is good for the body, mind & soul. It never hurt no one. Just axe me. Labor 1st. You won’t lay bored later. Later… Happy Labor Day Weekend, guys!
Trace
Trace
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