It's that awesome time once again and it's time to get pumped! Why all the excitement? Why, it's septic pumping time, of course. Of course, it can only happen in the middle of the night, holidays, Fridays and wallet empty days, not overflowing. Yep. Septics and toilets. Keep us all equals. I grew up hearing, "What? You think your 💩 don't stink?" I mean, we all love when things are full and overflowing. Like our bellies and our fridges. Our wallets, our change jars. We love it when our cup runneth over. BUTT, now, septics full and overflowing? And, our own plumbing? No. Just no. Have a fun day, my equals. I know you are equally pumped for us. What's that saying? It does happen. Trusting God in the full and runneth over. As well as the pumped and dumped. Don't dump on anyone today. You never know what crap they been thru. Think before you stink. Oh. And, speaking of middle of the night? One of us stepped on dog poop checking out the mess. We don't own a dog. Yep. Can't make up real life. But, I can write about it. Because I know we all be having rough patches that could use some humor and hope. And, I like to help. I just can't help myself! PIMP LOL. Send a lil love out to your septic guy. He always has to take crap from everyone. Photograph? Taking in the "fresh air". Signed, She Knows Her Poop
What man wouldn't love a woman who can put a closet door back together and back on track and then lay down a song track. Oh yeauh. Did I mention I prayed before both? Gotta give credit where credit's due. To stay on track. Don't keep due credit in the closet. My old wood bi-fold closet doors got tired, came un-tracked and broken. That can happen to us, too, if we don't remember to give credit where credit's due. Have a fun day. Praying. Keeps us on track. Avoids tears. Mostly. I only shed a few while fixing. From laughing. Cuz it kept falling til I raised the bar. On the floor. Same with life. Raise the bar. Keep improving. Signed, If You Look Closer It's Easy To TRACE The Tracks Of My Tears
I decided to put the toilet paper on the holder in the "going under" position just to see what would happen. Just as I suspected... Life rolled on. I didn't go under. PIMP LOL. But, I have to admit. I couldn't stand it. I just had to sit down for that. Had to switch it back. Toilet paper is something to sit down for. The other stuff? Taking a sit? A knee? No. Just no. Stand. Respect. Knees are for praying. Photograph? An antique chamber pot. What else! Signed, She's Over The Top
Our house has been the neighborhood high school bus stop for many moons so I have always opened the garage for them to be out of the weather. Before my girl was in high school and even these last 4 years our girl has been away at college. See, when I was a kid in Pennsylvania, my neighbors on the farm down the hill from us were the designated mountain bus stop. The Seavers always opened their shed garage barn thing for us to be out of the snowy cold weather. I never forgot. Kindness is that way. Anyways, this morning, the rooster in my phone overslept as it was delightfully pouring down raining. God woke me a little later and I heard the rain and remembered my kids outside. Felt so bad. I ran out in my pj's, opened the garage and there they were. Usually 10, but just 2 today, outside getting soaked. I apologized and 1 of them said her feet were so wet. Since I had some time before the bus, I had her give me her sopping wet socks and shoes and threw them in the dryer with a Snuggles. Kindness... Feels like a dryer and a snuggle when youre standing in sopping wet socks and shoes. Kindness for me? Being able to love and help kids. Big kids, too. I miss my big kid on this morn. But, God blessed me with these for today. Have a good Monday. Kindness. Goes a long way. Even travels through time. And, you know? Kids tell you things. If you listen. And, big kids, too. Signed, She's A Time Traveler
