Old School

Well, they shut our state down. Schools, all non-essential, shelter in place. Sam is still working. Essential work. My daughter...waiting to find out. Speaking of school? I always loved learning, so I guess I'll be doing a lot more schooling at home for me. With more time on my hands. In the arts. Music, specifically, in the next month. I love learning so, it won't be much different. Just internet, no going out to play. Oh. And, speaking of school and music? We're pretty old-school. Like this old desk in 3rd photo. We have it in the music room now. It holds our retro Fender amp. The antique wooden potty trainer holds the silvertone amp in all our videos. Have famiky and friends artwork, and albums decorating our walls. I also have a 1800 deacon wooden prayer bench, we refinished, in the music room. To remember to be thankful to God in everything. We are ever reminded to learn, to train and to pray. And, I have an old cowbell. My grandfather's. To remember to have fun...till the cows come home. PIMP LOL. Oh. And, one last thing? We also have a cuss jar in there. To keep our language legit. Signed, She's Old School & Has A Room With A Pew

Grocery Shopping During Pandemic

So, I went to the store for regular weekly groceries, including my usual 6 packs of fresh made sourdough muffins that I've gotten for years. It's one of a very few things I'm able to eat. I have store permission, special order. But I just knew during this time, someone was going to say something to me. And, they did! I mean I have 1 of each item in my cart, except the muffins 6, and no TP. I stopped them before they got too rude and explained my cancer surgery removing alot of my stomach, etc. I don't like to do that because I don't want anyone to feel sorry for me or treat me diff. There's no need at all. I'm really very, very thankful. But I had to. I didn't want them to think I was a selfish hog. They felt bad and helped me empty my cart. I ended up giving them a CD. Haha. Gotta do good. When I first saw her eyeing my cart, I was going to tell her that I feed the muffins to the birds, but I figured she might have a cow. PIMP LOL. Oh. And, when I was getting chicken, a lady about killed me with her faces she made at me and mumbled some nasty stuff under her breath. I usually make a joke and don't get mad if someone is mean, but I admit, I did get upset. Mostly with myself for even letting it bother me. It takes more guts to be kind. I told her I was sorry. For getting 1 millionth of an inch closer than 6 feet. Oops! She said I was too close to the ticket thing. Now, she could have been scared or tired or...just a meanie! But, in this day, you can't be chicken to go grocery shopping. You may run into brats when buying brats. Or, Wurst! You could run into some turkeys buying turkey. Or! You could run into a butt buying up all the butt paper. JK. Mostly? I have the best times grocery shopping. People are always so kind to me. Really. Customers and employees. This was a one time thing. I'll live! Signed, She Hasn't Much Stomach, But She Has Alot Of Guts

Fired up, stripped down!

So, we have 2 new stripped down duo songs out this week. Both originals. Gotta keep those wheels spinning. Really fired up about them. Simple was good for us this week. Hope you are having a fine week. Here are the 2 YouTube links. Stop by and join us. Appreciate you guys. I just realized they both have fire in the titles. Signed, The Vox With The Jokes Has Fire In Her Spokes

Tried By Fire   and   Foxfire

Rolling In The Aisles!

Usually at the grocery store, I ask the bagger to bag it full because I'm pretty strong. But, today I told him to bag it medium because some days I'm like wonder woman. And, then some days I'm like, "I wonder bout this here woman!" Love the Publix crew and customers. They let me do my stand up comedy. Anywhere in the store. Except the tomato🍅 aisle. I promise I won't start singing. They must wonder about me. Aisle be seeing you. Gotta keep ya wondering🤔. Signed, She Keeps Them Rolling In the Aisles Steada Rollin Their Eyes

Cricks!

Woke up with crickets in my ear and a crick in my neck. Keep trying to lift weights and jerking my neck to pop it, and I will eventually. Now, from my neck of the woods, we called a creek, a crick. And we'd dam it up in winter to sled down the mountain and cross it. But this here crick in my neck is already dammed. PIMP LOL. Sorry. Don't get a crick in your neck! I just sorta sled right into that one. Don't crickicize me. Totally meant to sleigh you. The good news is... God knows my heart. The bad news is... God knows my heart. Hope you're having a fun day. Nobody, no thing, jerking you around. We all got mountains to climb, with cricks at the bottom to cross. We see them coming. But, it's the sneaky lil cricks in the neck that make us cross and jerk us around. Photo of my replica childhood sled. Oh. And, 2 brand new vids of 2 new duo originals up the last 2 days. Stop by my profile. They may not be critically acclaimed, but they're critically claimed. By us.🤣 Signed, Crickets In Her Ear & Cricks Right Near

GOD LOVES TA BOOGAY (by the b.a.s.i.c. band)

Trace's Place For Homemade B'logna: THE BUS STOPS! HEAR?

Trace's Place For Homemade B'logna: THE BUS STOPS! HEAR?: "THE BUS STOPS! HEAR?" So, these past months, with all this crud and coughing and stuffy, and my teeth work, I've had such ch...

THE BUS STOPS! HEAR?

"THE BUS STOPS! HEAR?" So, these past months, with all this crud and coughing and stuffy, and my teeth work, I've had such chipmunk cheeks. But, then with the down time, I've had time to go thru some old photos when I was a kid. Guess what? Turns out I've always been cheeky. Bussed-sted! PIMP LOL. Hope you have an amusing Sunday. Us? Gonna try to do some music and see if we're still choking. Hope not. I'm so ready to get off the sick bus. And, get back into the uh...music-ment park. The amusing thing I realized? When I was a kid, I was such an adult. And, now that I'm an adult, I'm such a kid. Cheeky, indeed. Signed, The Lips May Speak But The Tongue's In Cheek