My "Bullet"in On The "CAULKING WARS & WMC's: Weapons Of Mass Construction

My "Bullet"in On The "CAULKING WARS & WMC's: Weapons Of Mass Construction. The wars are almost over. Just 3 more windows left to attack. No prisoners! I will need someone qualified to pry my hands off this weapon of mass construction! So, I don't go off half-caulked! TNT LOL PIMP LOL. Sorry guys! Music and humor and shooting straight!? It’s how I survive all my battles! Works both ways for comrades shooting straight - honesty) and enemies (just shooting straight!) PIMP LOL. Oh! And, here are ‘portant priority plans for this month? Paint, pray, paint, play music, paint, ‘POPEriately pick a POPE from a pool of Peter & Paul Popes, paint, purposely planned pain ‘ppointment (dental), paint, paint and more ‘portantly? Finish painting and pass! Out! ‘portant pending plans for next month? Paint…no more. Be pleasantly pooped and pleased! Then, party! ‘pproriately and purposely! Signed, pardon please, but plainly pooped already, Trace

Home-made Humor

Just some funny posts I wrote on FB: 

aPOPEriately, I came up with a new tongue twister when my daughter got home from school. She noticed the Pope thing when she turned the TV on to watch while she ate. Anyways, I said by accident: "Probably a news priority! Probably appropriately picked a Pope from the pecks of Popes name Peter and Paul. And, aPOPEriately so. Probably!” Say that 3 times fast. Signed, not pickled any more, just peppered and PIMP LOLed, Trace

If the phone rings & Caller ID says “UNKNOWN”? I run & put a bag on my head. If Caller ID says “UNAVAILABLE”, I run to the bathroom. What? That’s what I was always told to say if “someone” was in the bathroom when the phone rang. Oh! And, if the phone doesn’t ring? I don’t answer. Most calls during the day are pretty phone-y anyways! PIMP LOL. Trace

‘portant priority plans for this month? Paint, pray, paint, play music, paint, ‘POPEriately pick a POPE from a peck of Peter & Paul Popes, paint, purposely planned pain ‘ppointment (dental), paint, paint and more ‘portantly? Finish painting and pass! Out! ‘portant pending plans for next month? Paint…no more. Be pleasantly pooped and pleased! Then, party! ‘pproriately and purposely! Signed, pardon please, but plainly pooped already, Trace

An Antique Dish Dishes Out Hard Facts on Umm..Antique Dishes?

“An Antique Dish Dishes Out Hard Facts on Umm..Antique Dishes? What? I say if it’s soft for your hands, how can it be good the dishes? Sorry. Just an antique dish dishing out the hard facts on antique or new dishes. Or, a maybe just a plate o’ my ‘pinions. Jus’ had to come out of the shadows and dish it out. PIMP LOL. It seems to me that it would leave a soft film on my dishes and we would get an extra condiment added to all my dishes I serve on those plates. If I want some lotion on my food? I’ll just squirt it on right from the lotion bottle. Got plenty. Hmmm… Just give me plain old dish soap! It gets ‘em clean. That’s all I want in a dish soap. I’ll soften my hands with something for hands. Or maybe my hand softener is good for my dishes? What? OK! I’ll stop dishing it out. Where is that darn Dish Fairy when you need her. Probably playing with her cousin The Tooth Fairy. Oh here she is and here are the facts on her: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=4649214962870&set=a.4538379192045.162589.1668094552&type=3&theater Hope I didn’t gag you with a spoon. Or, a whole place setting. Signed, just a antique dish dishin’ it out!

Yes! Way!

“YES…WAY!” Just packed my girl's lunch in 1 minute 37 seconds! New record! Yes...way! Same quality and love. Less time. It usually takes 15 minutes, so I'm thrilled. That means I can stay in bed 13 minutes, 23 seconds longer. PIMP LOL. See the things you learn from staying up way too late and getting up way too late. What can you learn? Math, for sure. The way I was flying around the kitchen, a bit of Science? But, way too much...to list. I'm sure gonna miss making her lunch after 13 years. Way too much! I can remember a time not way too long ago, when I could barely do even that! Way too thankful! Have a way too cool day. Learn! Way too much. Oh! And, When there def seems like no way is possible, God can show you the Way into the impossibles. Yes…way! I should know. I have her. A miracle. And, many other impossibles. And, I am still here... Trace

RAIN, WILD HAIR & THICK-HEADS!

"RAIN, WILD HAIR & THICK-HEADS!" OK. I admit. I can be thick-headed once in awhile. But, in my defense? Just when it rains. PIMP LOL. And, it only rains once in a great while here in my li'l dry alley of Florida. But, you can count on me thru thick & thin because I count on the One that counts every hair on my head.Every thick one. And, I count on Him thru thick & thin! Count on that! Oh! And, just how can you tell it's 'bout to rain in Fla.? The length of my hair is 5 in. shorter & 5 in. wider. No worries, tho. It’s worth it. I love the rain. How deep & how long & how wide is my love for rain… And, the Rainmaker. Oh! And, my hair? IS my defense today! I mean, who would tangle with that! DUH LOL! Have a wild evening. I know I will... Trace

Don’t sit on the fence, but just in case? I got it nailed!

Don’t sit on the fence, but just in case? I got it nailed! PIMP LOL. Just nailing the 2 ½ nails in the drilled holes. If you look close in the photo where my head is cut off, you will see the Geico Gecko. He retired a couple years ago and came to our front porch. He loves it here. He’s gonna really love it after it’s painted. Have a fun day in this lovely rain. You can see it in the top left hand corner of each photo. Whatever you do? Don’t hammer anyone. Just be straight and hit the nail on the head. OK. I admit it. I can be thick-headed once in awhile. When it rains. PIMP LOL. And, it only rains once in a great while here in my li'l dry alley of Florida. Oh! And, how can you tell it's about to rain in Florida? My hair is 5 inches shorter and 5 inches wider. PIMP LOL. No worries, though. It’s worth it. I love the rain. How deep and how wide is love for rain… And, the Rainmaker!

Parents, if you’re looking for a Science Project for the kids? I came across a good one. As we were nailing at different times of day/night, diff temps and weather, I found that some times we had to drill holes and other times not. Would be a great project and would only require a couple 2 x 4’s, some nails and hammer. And, some time. They wouldn’t have to drill. They could just show that the nail wouldn’t go in and bent. They will discover how humidity and heat expand, etc., on and on. I found it very cool. You won’t feel hammered after helping them with it. And, the teacher will say to the student: you hit the nail on the head with this science project. A+!   Trace

Work Boots Up! Rain Down!

“Work Boots Up! Rain Down!” You’re always guaranteed that at least two will be present when you die. You and God. Why shouldn’t we want that guarantee in life? For me? I want God in everything. Well, He is everything, so…. I can depend on Him to be where He is. Everywhere. Everything. DUH LOL. And, I want myself to be present in everything. That’s means giving my everything! Not just enough to get by. Or out of it on drugs, etc., speaking from experience. But, beyond that? I can only hope for others to be present in everything in my life. Today, I see God in the rain… He is present. I am present. In life… Sometimes, you just gotta put your work boots up and let it rain down… And, God’s power will reign down. I always say: most days I kick boot. Today? Kicking boots up! Have a kick boot day. Enjoy the rain.  Trace

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