"IN A NUTS SHELL!" Just this nuts homemade humor and hope in a nutshell. Hope it cracks you up. So, today, I had 4 different short stories to share, so I put it all in 1 post. Yes, I’m a nut. And, sometimes, I come out of my shell.
#1 Imagine, if you dare, me bending down to get out my blow-dryer out and getting my hair caught on a necklace hanging on the wall and thinking it was a spider or something worse. And, imagine, if you dare, me thrashing my head around the bathroom like a maniac to get it off, finally realizing it was a necklace. Did you dare imagine? Did you laugh? Good. So, did I. Right after I tried smashing it on my head. No photography is necessary. Imagination takes a great snapshot. Imagine if I had taken a video? Coulda sent it to America's Funniest Home Videos. And, been cashin' in. SIGNED, Smashin' & Thrashin' & Coulda Been Cashin'...In
#2 Sometimes, we gag at a gnat while swallowing a camel! Yum yum. And, think we're doin' it all in good taste. Shoulda posted this one yesterday! Hump day?! PIMP LOL DUH LOL! Jus’ sayin’! Anyways, sometimes, we nitpick others l'il faults while ignoring our own big faults. SIGNED, All Choked Up & Ridin' That Camel To The Oasis For A Rest, All In Good Taste, Gnaturally
#3 Searchin' the house this morning for energy 'n elbow grease cuz it's cleanin' day. In the fridge, I found a waffle and fruit for the energy part, with no grease. And, within me, I'm hoping to find the elbow grease with no waffling and fruitiness. Just hard work. Sometimes, you gotta get dirty to clean up. Did I mention I don't like cleaning as much as I used to? Especially with my body. No worries. Extra elbow grease applied while on my knees. SIGNED, Not Maid For This Anymore, Made To Sing & Write
#4 “Perfume! Act scents or Accents?” Almost 1/2 way thru the year and I still have over 1/2 of my Christmas perfume left. I wear it light. Otherwise, I'd stink. And, that'd stink! There’s a fine mist between perfume and stink, per the fumes. Perfume is an accent. Not a scent that acts like a choking gas. So, don’t act stinky nor act scent stinky. The scent that comes from your soul and your body should accent you as a gentle, sweet fragrance. Not act scent you as a fumer. There's also a fine mist between sweet and sickenly sweet. Have a fine afternoon. SIGNED, Not Stinky
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