My Velvet Victorian Vox Vamp Chair!

So, it turns out my sissy Voluptuous Velvet Victorian Vox Vamp chair is the perfect chair for playing video games, victoriously! I tried to tell them for years why I loved it. Makes me feel victorious just sittin’ in it. I guess it's now the Voluptuous Velvet Victorian Vox Vamp & Video Game Chair. Never say never. Or, sissy. Turns out it has the 3 necessary draws: comfortable cushiony seat, supportive back and decadently decorative curvy rosey style. Sissy? I think not! Desperation and broken chairs call for desperate measures and sissy chairs. That’s when you find the treasures and the flairs! Like my sissy VVVV chair. Now, the VVVVVG chair. Have a victorious day. My Victory is in God with Whom I find treasure. And, flair! SIGNED, The Velvet Victorian

GLOVE LOVE!

“GLOVE LOVE” So, I just got some brown leather fingerless gloves from a YouTube friend of our bands in the mail. Love them. Love the gloves, too! Stiff right now, but pretty soon they’ll be just like me. Tough as leather, but soft. Worn and weathered, but someone you can count on for a hand! PIMP LOL. Course, they'd both have fingerless gloves on them. Or, Handerpants. I’d even give you the shirt off my back. Well, my saying is: I'd give you the fingerless gloves right off my hands. For real! I’ve given away tons of my gloves to young girls. To show them some love back when they’ve come up on stage to show me some. Show some love. Give someone a hand. Preferably with a fingerless glove on it. DUH LOL. Oh! And, today's def needed surprise reminded me of another friend on YouTube that used to send me gloves. She went on to heaven last year and I miss her... Susan... See you again one day. Signed, The Loved Is Gloved

The Can’t Nots Have It Over The Can Knots!

Find out what it is you can’t NOT do no matter what or who woos you into feeling that you can not. You may get butterflies in your gut with the first, but it beats knots in your stomach with the second. I’d rather have butterflies with the can’t NOTS than knots with the can nots. It takes a lot of guts to stomach the woo’s, but you’ll end up with a lot more woo-hoo’s! And, those butterflies that were in the gut? I have a gut feeling, they will be free! Signed, The Can’t Nots Have It Over The Can Knots

Corner Your Pain! By Turning UP The Corners Of Your Mouth!

This week, the tooth that broke last year, broke yet again. So the roof plate of my mouth is in a-gone-y. And, also this week, my fave antique Victorian plate broke. Neither is fixable and I don’t know which plate hurt me worse? Um…just joking. And, no!! I wasn't chewing on the plate when they both broke! What? Gotta find humor in plate pain. Gotta find the crack-up in the cracked up. Taking my pieces to the broker of peace to get peaces. To get fixed. Have a peaceful weekend. And, yes, I crack myself up from time to time. Keeps me from cracking up! Most of the time. And, you know? The crack you make with your smile? Lets out the cracks hiding inside you! Corner them! Because those cracks inside hurt us. Corner those cracks. By turning up the corners of your mouth. Smile! It only hurts at first. Have a weekend of cracking up. In a good way. And, no worries 'bout me. Still gonna smile. I got pain cornered! By turning up the corner of my mouth. Even if it is only one corner and only slightly! PIMP LOL. They'll both be turned up soon. Turn up your smile. It may turn down someone's pain. Even, your own... Yes. Life goes on. But, sometimes it's like pulling teeth to find the whoa in the woe. PIMP LOL. Signed, The Cracks That Show Let Out The Cracks That Blow

CUTTIN’ A RUG can get ya in a "pile" of trouble!

“CUTTIN’ A RUG can get ya in a "pile" of trouble! What? So, I am washing all my throw rugs today and trimming the rough edges off of them so they will be good for another year. Gotta keep busy with a toothache. What? Did you think I was doing? Cuttin’ a rug, as in dancin’? Well, I do that, and by the looks of some of my rugs, they bear the results. But, no dancing today. Mainly because pain has worn me down, but mainly because if I play music to dance, I will want to sing. And, my mouth won’t like that. Anyways, I have to cut the rough off of the throw rugs from all those other days of CUTTIN’ A RUG. Ironic. Oh! And, you know that old saying “snug as a bug in a rug”? Well, that bug who’s so snug in the rug? Is in a “pile” of trouble ‘round here today. He must be in one of my more thicker piled throw rugs. PIMP LOL. So, go ahead and cut a rug today. And, fix up an old rug or something to make it last longer. That’ll give you something to dance about. I’m hoping for some rain and my tooth to be better so I can get some snug as a bug in a rug today. Because I so need to cut a rug this weekend. Cuz, when you’re in the throws of things? Cut a rug! SIGNED, The Cutter In The Mudder Is Workin' Thru The Pain

"Pits” Stops!

“Pits” Stops! What? So, Y does wear and tear turn into wearY and tearY? Because, when we tread upon life’s road race, blowouts happen. I know. It’s the pits. We try to make repairs, alone. On the side of the road. Or, we just keep runnin’! When we should be making a pit stop. Taking our worn out treads and tires to the One who never tires or grows weary of doing good in those pit stops. How often would you stop for maintenance from the main Mechanic if life was never the pits? I’m not saying I like it at all. No. I may spend too much time making pits stops, but it keeps me on the road. In the race. And, if you keep a good relationship with Him when you’re on the road? You’ll find yourself turning in the pit stops with much more speed during the pits. That’s a good “need for speed”! PIMP LOL. And, never weary of doing good. That’s straight from the Master Mechanic! Yes, I've been rebuilt. And, I am still being rebuilt! By the Master Mechanic... I'm thinking I need some replacement parts, soon. PIMP LOL. Okay, so to end my story, just want to say to keep racing! And share this song and video of ours about being on the road of life. Sometimes, you just gotta stop running and make a “pits” stop. Stop the link at our pits stop. Would I ever steer you wrong? Oh! And, I just happened to think of a second story that goes with cars, etc. So, here goes: I don’t wear much foundation or makeup. I need to and would love to find some that I feel comfy in. So, the other day, I ran across a make-up powder that says it has primer right in it! Now, THAT caught my attention. Cuz, us spirits with older vehicles to ride in, may have gotten banged up a bit over the our driven years and in need of primer before we put on the new coat of paint. PIMP LOL. Have a fun night. I know our Main Foundation is in us, firmly. But, I am so gonna try this powder foundation for ON me. Primerarily for my benefit. But, also for yours. TNT LOL SILENT LOL. Yep! Gonna paint the town. Well, my face! Signed, Primerarily & Firmly Foundationed, The Racer In The Tracer So here's the song and vid for this story and our newest and it won $100 Amazon card, Yay! Thankful, Come in handy for Christmas, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzhgDlyX3DI&feature=share&list=UUxFvYnNRguW_5wwKYES98xQ

OhMamaCare!

OhMamaCare! It's My Bag!” What? Oh Mama! I‘ve had a toothache and some bug and other health malfunctions lately and my family, too. Good thing they’re all covered under my “OhMamaCare”! I wouldn’t want a penalty for not having any healthcare. With OhMamaCare there is no waiting for an appt., no paperwork and it’s all done with house calls. The way healthcare should be. I mean, who wants to go to the Dr. when you’re sick? Mama’s make good nurses, so why not Dr.’s, too? Yep. Dr. Mama cares! And, best of all? Mama’s won’t charge you and an arm and a leg to make your arm or your leg feel better. Mama’s insurance is “Oh so soothing”. She’s got a lot of tricks in her bag. It's her bag to care and be tender and loving. Not much out-of-pocket. Mostly out-of-apron! She listens and she loves to hear “Oh Mama! That feels so much better. Great bedside manner. She even makes the bed up for you. PIMP LOL. OhMamaCare! Get it today. Because healthcare can be so taxing. DUH LOL. Have a soothing day. Show your Mama some love. I gotta go make a house call now. BTW, OhMamaCare Dr.'s all go to the same school for their healing and caring techniques. They learn from the Master Healer and Lover Of Souls. ObamaCare, OhDramaCare or OhMamaCare? No penalties for reading... PIMP LOL. Signed, Aware Of The Care& The Doc Mama In The Rock Mama

CHOPS & CHOPPERS! AND, SINGING' THE BLUES!

“CHOPS & CHOPPERS! AND, SINGING' THE BLUES!” So, I tried practicing my singing chops using only 1 side of my mouth and face because my toothache has taken over my ear and sinus. So, in the awkward process of practicing (which didn't last long), I’ve come up with a new singing voice. I call it “mad chops with bad choppers”! PIMP LOL. Maybe I could use it to try out in the next Zombie movie. What? It’s hard to practice your blues singing chops when your choppers are singing the blues. I think I’ll let them sing tonight! But, you’d be surprised how we can adjust our style to live with our aches and pains when we give our aches, our pains, and our style to the Maker of chops. And, choppers. He helps us remember our hopes and dreams in the midst of pain and nightmares. He is the Maker of hopes and dreams. Meantime? I leave you with this song about just that. Hopes and dreams. So, don’t give up. Even when your choppers get in the way of your chops. Signed, The Vocalist With The Joke List