"Heckonomics & Billed Back Better" Woke Fascism is destroying us. Hell oh! With this country going thru hell, we can thank the heckonomics of this Woke Fascist adminASTRAYtion and some big Tech and Big Corporations for following along. Or, heck? Or is it the other way around? Could they be running the country? You do the math. It adds up to heckonomics. We may hear this adminASTRAYtion say Build Back Better. But it's spelled Billed Back Better. Because their evil, unscrupulous spending is billed back to us, you better believe it. I have a fave saying, a Tracyism. It goes like this: church may not always be in the building, but it's always in the building up. Well, this adminASTRATtion is only interested in their own buildings, not the building up of America. Speaking of buildings, they need to have their butts whooped out by the woodshed or outhouse, and then they need to be taken to a lil old wooden churchhouse. And, if neither of those things brought out their scruples, take 'em to the big house. Song for today:

Why do you billed me up, billed me up, buttercup baby, just to let me down, let me down, turn me around. Signed, I See No Scruples In Their Pupils, Hell Oh!

PRETZELS & OTHER TWISTED THINGS TO CHEW ON

Everyone keeps talking about putting in new leaders next election to fix this swampy, deep state nightmare. But, I'm still back at "when and how do we fix the voting and election process to get rid of the corruption and criminal handling of it lest it happen again?" I just can't process the rest til that is fixed. Because nothing else will change if you don't get rid of the problem. You know, I used to to have these crazy nightmares every night. Took me awhile to figure out why. But, after a lil investigating, I realized every time I ate prezels for my snack, I'd wake up to the same horrible nightmares and other issues. It turned out that I can't have yeast! So, I changed my snack. I got rid of the problem. No more nightmares. Might sound twisted, but it's the same with politics. You keep swallowing the same twisted words and you end up with the same twisted nightmare of a sentence. Death. Of America. Signed, At Yeast She's Not Twisted?

The Loco Motive Inauguration!

First, let me say that I wrote this on January 21st, the fake inauguration. This morning, I wreck'n I'm in mourning. A bit teary-eyed. I lost a few close, valued friends in a horrific train wreck. The locomotive was called The USA. The engineer, Mr. Deep State, made it out, but all others were lost. I feel a deep sadness for the loss of Freedom, Truth, and Integrity, just to name a few of the passengers. The engineers had loco motives and set the train on a ruthless track of death from the moment it left the station 4 years ago. There will be a wreck'ning one day. But, today I mourn. I would also like to say how much we love and feel bad for, and appreciate, our incredible President Trump and 1st Lady Melania. I'm ashamed the way you were treated. Your fortitude and great attitudes strengthened our country and made us better. You cared for babies, while they behaved like evil babies killing babies. You served America, while they served China. You spoke truth while they spoke lies. You made life for hard working folks better while they made life for themselves, BLM & Illegals better. You loved all American people while they raised racism from the dead so they could get votes. You had rallies for the living while they had vote tallies of the dead. You praised our brave policemen while they defunded the police. You are respected while they have been rejected. Praying for you both and our country, and that we can get back on the right track before we're a wreck from hitting The Socialism Gravy Train head on. We would not survive if we had to gravel at their feet or eat the gravy of defeat. We stand up with you, we voted for you, we know you won legally. Your kindness and training made America Great. We like that track. We like that Trump Train. We're ready to go full steam ahead, Lord! . Signed, She Trained Local, But Cannot Wreck'ncile Loco

Faux-cabulary!

There are so many blunders and lies coming from the woke fakes in the Swamp, forget a 'woke'abulary to understand them. We need a faux-cabulary to understand all their faux pas. It would be laughable if it wasn't so seriously evil. Remember when our grand President Trump spoke to us honestly, off the cuff, from the heart? We were, and still are, always stoked and overjoyed at his love for America. He has a stoke-cabulary. Signed, Her Jokecabulary Is Laughable

Old School

Well, they shut our state down. Schools, all non-essential, shelter in place. Sam is still working. Essential work. My daughter...waiting to find out. Speaking of school? I always loved learning, so I guess I'll be doing a lot more schooling at home for me. With more time on my hands. In the arts. Music, specifically, in the next month. I love learning so, it won't be much different. Just internet, no going out to play. Oh. And, speaking of school and music? We're pretty old-school. Like this old desk in 3rd photo. We have it in the music room now. It holds our retro Fender amp. The antique wooden potty trainer holds the silvertone amp in all our videos. Have famiky and friends artwork, and albums decorating our walls. I also have a 1800 deacon wooden prayer bench, we refinished, in the music room. To remember to be thankful to God in everything. We are ever reminded to learn, to train and to pray. And, I have an old cowbell. My grandfather's. To remember to have fun...till the cows come home. PIMP LOL. Oh. And, one last thing? We also have a cuss jar in there. To keep our language legit. Signed, She's Old School & Has A Room With A Pew

Grocery Shopping During Pandemic

So, I went to the store for regular weekly groceries, including my usual 6 packs of fresh made sourdough muffins that I've gotten for years. It's one of a very few things I'm able to eat. I have store permission, special order. But I just knew during this time, someone was going to say something to me. And, they did! I mean I have 1 of each item in my cart, except the muffins 6, and no TP. I stopped them before they got too rude and explained my cancer surgery removing alot of my stomach, etc. I don't like to do that because I don't want anyone to feel sorry for me or treat me diff. There's no need at all. I'm really very, very thankful. But I had to. I didn't want them to think I was a selfish hog. They felt bad and helped me empty my cart. I ended up giving them a CD. Haha. Gotta do good. When I first saw her eyeing my cart, I was going to tell her that I feed the muffins to the birds, but I figured she might have a cow. PIMP LOL. Oh. And, when I was getting chicken, a lady about killed me with her faces she made at me and mumbled some nasty stuff under her breath. I usually make a joke and don't get mad if someone is mean, but I admit, I did get upset. Mostly with myself for even letting it bother me. It takes more guts to be kind. I told her I was sorry. For getting 1 millionth of an inch closer than 6 feet. Oops! She said I was too close to the ticket thing. Now, she could have been scared or tired or...just a meanie! But, in this day, you can't be chicken to go grocery shopping. You may run into brats when buying brats. Or, Wurst! You could run into some turkeys buying turkey. Or! You could run into a butt buying up all the butt paper. JK. Mostly? I have the best times grocery shopping. People are always so kind to me. Really. Customers and employees. This was a one time thing. I'll live! Signed, She Hasn't Much Stomach, But She Has Alot Of Guts

Fired up, stripped down!

So, we have 2 new stripped down duo songs out this week. Both originals. Gotta keep those wheels spinning. Really fired up about them. Simple was good for us this week. Hope you are having a fine week. Here are the 2 YouTube links. Stop by and join us. Appreciate you guys. I just realized they both have fire in the titles. Signed, The Vox With The Jokes Has Fire In Her Spokes

Tried By Fire   and   Foxfire

Rolling In The Aisles!

Usually at the grocery store, I ask the bagger to bag it full because I'm pretty strong. But, today I told him to bag it medium because some days I'm like wonder woman. And, then some days I'm like, "I wonder bout this here woman!" Love the Publix crew and customers. They let me do my stand up comedy. Anywhere in the store. Except the tomato🍅 aisle. I promise I won't start singing. They must wonder about me. Aisle be seeing you. Gotta keep ya wondering🤔. Signed, She Keeps Them Rolling In the Aisles Steada Rollin Their Eyes