Deck The Halls!

So, who doesn’t like to go caroling around the neighborhood! We started out with ♫Deck The Halls♫. How was I to know the first house of neighbors name WAS “The Halls”, and that Joe would actually deck them. Joe got mad when he thought we were telling him to put on Don's clothes because his own apparel was gay. Actually, they were very happy, joyous clothes. He just didn't get it.And, by the time we got to the “Boughs” house next door? Things had become even stranger. Mr. Bough had hung his wife Holly on the front door and called her Wreath-a. He thought she was harping at him by calling him an ancient troll so I guess he striked the harp alright! And, to top it off? Yul? Well, he was all decorated with flashing lights and caught himself on fire. We def saw the blazing Yul before us! We had to put him out and then get fa la la away! Lesson? Never underestimate the power of literal song interpretation. Next year? We’re singing “Silent Night”! Be neighborly wherever you are. Life is interpreted by each person uniquely. And, be happy! Don your gay smile. And, don't take things the wrong way. Even if meant the wrong way. Choose to take things the jolly way 'stead of the folly way. Have a fun month. Oh. And, yes. My wreath I made has skates and roses on them. Oh. One more thing. Our Christmas song is in first comment with story. Signed, She Sleighs You