Rockin & Rollerin!

I was quite overjoyed when some friends dropped by unexpectedly to see if they could catch me rockin out. I don’t quite think this is what they had in mind. PIMP LOL. Although, I was rockin out. Side. But, we had fun catching up. They got a sneak peak of the unmastered new song. They can come back when the picker's home for a "live" rockin. Rock someone’s world. Surprise them. Because overjoyed is a rockin feeling. Photo by friends. Oh. And, if I had rollers in my hair it would have been perfect. Rockin and rollering. PIMP LOL. Remeber those old retro fuzz tones? Yeauh! I'm a lil fuzzy on those days. Signed, She Likes To Rock The Wicker & Rock With The Picker

CHURCH Guts & CHICKEN Butts!

Imagine me trying to pull guts out of a butt! Of a chicken! Yep. Cooking a whole chicken today to make meals to freeze. And, the guts were stuck. Had to get tongs. Got me thinking. Sometimes, we handle butts with our tongs and lose our guts when we should let butts do all the talking. That takes guts. But, if we hold our tong, they'll reveal their hand. Let us not show our butts to one another. Let us show our bits. Of restraint. And, love. No ifs, ands or butts. Takes tight lipped guts to stomach loose lipped butts. Okay. Enough steeple, people. Have a fun day. Off to cook. In the kitchen. In the music room. In the world. Signed, She Never Cooks Her Goose With Lips That Are Loose

Wash Day? No Way!

Oh, don't worry. Today is Sunday. The only thing this might get used for is a musical instrument. Not an instrument of clean clothes. Oh, weekly, it may wash dirty blue jeans, but Sunday? Just dirty blues. Have a fun day. It all comes out in the wash. Mostly. And, the rest we sing about. Signed, She's Above Board Cuz It Washes

IN SHORTS, THE SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME!

So, after walking by my mirror yesterday (in shorts), I was remembering some of my gymnast exercises from way back when. Cuz that's how mirrors flipping haunt us. PIMP LOL. In short, I decided to incorporate some in my day to combat hanginess. Trying to stay in shape. Well, a flipping shape of some kind. Lets just say the gymnast in me was hidden deep in some muscles and is now flipping out that I did not consult with her before trying to flip this bod. No worries. No flips or acrobatic behavior. Just simple exercises. Ouch. The shape of things to come. Have a fun way back whensday. Enjoy the flip. That's what "mat"ters. In shorts, shape up or flip out. Deep knee bends never hurt. God loves us. He loves to shape us. And, loves us to shape each other. And, He knows we come in all shapes, in short. And, in shorts. Exercise your right to have the best life coach. He cheers our flipping and hears our flipping out. And, still... He spots us. Signed, She Bends God's Ears When She Bends Her Knees

Texting!

Texting is def convenient. I do it. Sure! But, hearing a voice can be quite the conventional comfort. Maybe these days, a phone call is quite like writing letters or sending cards. UNconventional. I always remember a line from Monk, one of my fave shows. He said: is there anything I can do that won't inconvenience me? Funny, but true. We must inconvenience ourselves if we want to make a diff. Have a fun, inconvenient day. Be more of a "go out of my way" type of individual than a "get out of my way individual. Signed, She Has A Means To Her Convenes & A Method To Her Madness

FANCY PANTS, PRICKLY PEARS & A PEAR OF BIG PEOPLE PANTS!

What did the grocery shopper overhear the cactus pear say to the apple? "Sometimes, you just gotta get past the prickly exterior to find something sweet inside. Just like some of the those people."Have a fun day. Try not to be hurtful with that prickly exterior. Like fruit, life is sweet. But, def requires skin. To protect the "within". And, wearing a pear of big people pants helps. We people have a tendency to get a lil too big for our britches sometimes. Too fancy pants for our own good. Oh. And, yes. I'm the grocery shopper who hears fruit talk. And, I ain't too fancy pants to admit it. PIMP LOL. And, BTW? One of my fave bands? Cactus. Signed, She Likes To Be Ticklin' Your Fancy 'Steada Pricklin' Your Fancy Pants

Lamp Posts!

Reflecting on what lights my way. Yes, we gotta shine our light. But, God's word is a lamp unto my feet. That shines to light just enough. Have a fun day. Shine your lamp. Thanks for stopping by my lamp post. PIMP LOL. Signed, Her Light Is His Might

Cracks!

It's no surprise when you crack under the weight of a full plate. But, when you crack from the wait of an empty plate? It's time to get crackin'! PIMP LOL. Gotta go make it happen. Or, make something happen while you happen to be waiting. And, a li'l humor and prayer when you crack might just keep you glued together. Cracking up when you are cracking is glue-rious. SIGNED, She's Crackin' Down When She Cracks You Up With Her Plate Half Fool