Chapstick For Dem Dry Lips and Slapstick For Dem Dry Bones! One For Cracking Lips, One For Cracking Up
So, my daughter and her friend and I were on line customizing laptops and just dreaming! We had some questions so we decided to chat. After trying to talk to an "outsourced" tech for quite awhile (you know who I mean? "Cuss"tomer service), I was about to "cuss"tomize. PIMP LOL. I asked him, ”So, can this PC convert to a writing pad w/stylus”? He says, with “Dell” accent, “Yes, I agrrree. It’s sleek! Verrddy stylus model...verrddy”! What? He should change his hair stylus because the perm he got was too way too tight. What? I didn’t really say that to him. Just thinking it! You know my mind? Always on and little off? So, I joked back with him and made him laugh. Frustrated with someone? ‘tis better to humor than hammer. 
Be stylus! It’s un”cuss”tomary! You know it might not the in thing to be nice and funny when it’s easier to be mean, but’s it stylish, or I mean stylus, to me. It’s “cuss”tomary to be mean these days. My thoughts on how healing laughter and humor can be? I say: “The slapstick that glides off your lips is as healing as the chapstick that glides on the lips.” One you roll on and the other makes you roll over. PIMP LOL TNT. I know? I'm on a roll. If God says it’s medicine for the bones, that's good enough for me and I’m swallowing that dose regularly. Even if I ain't regular! PIMP LOL. Cuz I don’t know about you, but my bones need 
medicine! Chapstick for dry lips…slapstick for dry bones. . Both healing balms. Both heaven sent? To be applied often. One is for cracking lips and the other one is for cracking up! So thankful God gave us humor… Sometimes, we def need the hammer. But, I sure am glad He gave us humor, right? Have a most stylus day! Crack somebody up. Maybe even yourself. Smiling and laughter! Proceed with caution. If you are not used to it? You will def need chapstick...with the slapstick! What? Not a crack from you, eh? Consider yourself hammered... And, humored! As always, click on the photos for ummm...the bigger picture and stop by some other short stories here. Trace
So, my daughter and her friend and I were on line customizing laptops and just dreaming! We had some questions so we decided to chat. After trying to talk to an "outsourced" tech for quite awhile (you know who I mean? "Cuss"tomer service), I was about to "cuss"tomize. PIMP LOL. I asked him, ”So, can this PC convert to a writing pad w/stylus”? He says, with “Dell” accent, “Yes, I agrrree. It’s sleek! Verrddy stylus model...verrddy”! What? He should change his hair stylus because the perm he got was too way too tight. What? I didn’t really say that to him. Just thinking it! You know my mind? Always on and little off? So, I joked back with him and made him laugh. Frustrated with someone? ‘tis better to humor than hammer. 
Be stylus! It’s un”cuss”tomary! You know it might not the in thing to be nice and funny when it’s easier to be mean, but’s it stylish, or I mean stylus, to me. It’s “cuss”tomary to be mean these days. My thoughts on how healing laughter and humor can be? I say: “The slapstick that glides off your lips is as healing as the chapstick that glides on the lips.” One you roll on and the other makes you roll over. PIMP LOL TNT. I know? I'm on a roll. If God says it’s medicine for the bones, that's good enough for me and I’m swallowing that dose regularly. Even if I ain't regular! PIMP LOL. Cuz I don’t know about you, but my bones need 
medicine! Chapstick for dry lips…slapstick for dry bones. One is for cracking lips and the other one is for cracking up! So thankful God gave us humor… Sometimes, we def need the hammer. But, I sure am glad He gave us humor, right? Have a most stylus day! Crack somebody up. Maybe even yourself. Smiling and laughter! Proceed with caution. If you are not used to it? You will def need chapstick...with the slapstick! What? Not a crack from you, eh? Consider yourself hammered... And, humored! As always, click on the photos for ummm...the bigger picture and stop by some other short stories here. Trace
You always humor me even when I need a hammer. Thanks. You are loved by many.
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