The Snore Wars

Heard about the new reality show called “The Snore War”?  Just a laid-back show with 6 contestants laid back on recliners watching some laid-back TV, snacking their way to some laid-back sleep and snoring! All streamed "live" directly from their living rooms, family and all! The snoring and warring will be judged by an independent panel of judges not related to any of the families or whose lives have been affected by the plight of snoring. The families will be armed with pillows and the remote. The most obnoxious snorer will finally be called a  winner! Now, the snorer can do something for the snoree (family)!  The prize?  A new room addition on their house.  Called the Snoring Cave!  Complete with a recliner, a TV, a fridge and soundproof walls.  At the end of each show the panel, along with all of America, will vote on the most bothersome, horrific snorer of all.  The next night, clips will be aired of each snorer and the winner announced.  Snorers will finally hear and see their destruction.  Extra points for snorting, snoughing (cough snoring), snorkering (snoring that sounds like snorkling), snistling (whistle snore). sninging (sing snore), straining (train sound snoring) and sneighing (horse neigh snoring).   If you’d like to be a contestant in the war, send your snore home vids to “Snore War” at Rumble Productions.  Now, be a good egg and play the game!  The reason for this story today?  Well, I was actually thinking about how we all have to be a li’l more tolerant of each other. Because we all have stuff that has to be tolerated!  What?  Did you think it was because we have a snorer in our house?  PIMP LOL. Seriously, though.  We all have our irritating things that get tolerated by our fams and friends. Like my puns and jokes, right?  And, look at all the things God tolerates in us?  Well, in me, anyways.  Going off to rest.  Still sick.  And, no I’m not gonna snore!   Actually, I click!  Yep! My throat clicks, sometimes when I sleep.  PIMP LOL.   Hope your day clicks.  You have just left a "no snoring zone"!  Trace