Windows, Doors And Knock Knock Jokes

Today I am writing about life's doors and windows...and my perspective.  I will start with a knock knock joke about our 2 friends, Window and Shutter.  It seems they had a bad argument!  So, here goes the joke about the situation between them.  Knock, knock?  Who's there?  Shutter!  Shutter who?  I shutter at the thought of facing Window today!  If I don't open up and air things out? It could be curtains for me!  PIMP LOL TNT...  Okay, so,  everyone talks about goals and situations they are in? As either doors or windows.  When things don’t happen the way we want, we start wondering how to get in or out of these doors and windows.  Sometimes you feel like you are trapped on the inside of a situation and trying to get out.  Like being in a haunted mansion trying to find the way out.  It can be quite scary…even “horror”ible! And sometimes, God opens a window when He closes a door in that mansion and we can just hope that it’s not on the 13th floor, right?  PIMP LOL…you know how those 13th floors can be!  Are they really there?  You sure don't see it on an elevator floor button pad...right?  I mean, look below here. PIMP LOL.  And we see ghosts that remind us of where we don’t want to be, or worse?  Where we want to be.  Haunting thought!  So, in this “horror”ible  situation today, in this Haunted House, He closed my door, or maybe I did.  We do that a lot, you know.  Anyway, I got scared and I saw an opened window and panicked! It was upstairs and when I leaped through that window to get out?  I hit the shutter.  Ouch!  I “shutter” at the thought of getting out another way.  But, I have to!  Or, it could be “curtains” for me!  PIMP LOL… It would have been a long way down, so I guess I am thankful that the shutter was there to protect me… even though?  It did hurt!  Ouch!  Sometimes?  We need pain or hurt to guide us and keep us from us making “horror”ible mistakes.  I mean, we would just do them over and over again…  Or maybe you are on the outside of a gorgeous dream house of hopes?  You are trying to get in. In another area of my life, I was trying to get in a door of my dream house. I just couldn’t get in.  But, persistent as I am, I kept praying for other doors to open.  I went around and looked for other doors and windows and came across a ladder that led up to the roof, but I had already fallen off the ladder a time or two…so, I thought one more time…go straight to the top, right?  Yep!  Fell off again!  It was a long way down…or I should say?  A “rung” way down!  I see why they call it the ladder of success...kind of...you know if you don't make it to the top?  It "sucs, yes"?  After brushing myself off, bawling and praying again, I walked back to the door that was closed...and got to thinking about second chances and trying again!  I looked closer and I found a key under a "Rock".  I knew it would open the door to my second chance!  I ran in, thankfully!  So, I thought "find the Rock, find the key, find the faith for a 2nd chance...it's right there!  Sometimes, He opens other doors.  Sometimes, windows.   Sometimes?  He opens the same door with the right motive...you never know!   Whether you are on the inside of a “Haunted Mansion” or the outside of your Dream House…fear and wrong motives can paralyze us.  Faith and right heart can help us find our Way…in or out.   We might even need a leg up from someone else.  Yes, I mean, help!  Terrible 4-letter word for some of us, right?  You know...help?  A boost up to a window.  Or a hand to go through a door.  Or someone to steady the ladder.  No one ever did everything without someone’s help somewhere.  What?  Steady now!  I am almost through that window!  Thanks for holding that ladder for me, everyone!  Bye, bye, ghosts!  Remember, no matter what your dream house contains...to swim the world or to change the world?  There is a Way!  Don't forget to leave me comments on my articles.  I love hearing from you guys!  Tell me about your windows and doors.  Also, there are some cool ads and contests on each of my pages and posts here.  I have it set up where anyone can comment and if you so wish?  Anonymously!  So, stay for awhile and visit.  When you're ready to leave?  I promise, no ladders, no ghosts and no shutters!  Just an open door!!!  And a hand!   Oh, and leave a knock, knock joke, too. That would knock me out and blow the shutters off my windows! PIMP TNT LOL    Oh, and the last two photos here below?  My ghostly photo and the ghosts in my haunted mansion music room.   One final thought.  This actually happened one morning:  So, I went outside to hang up some wash and I locked myself out.  I should tell you that I had on my PJ's and a red oversized velvet housecoat and it was around Christmas time.  Only minutes before this, I got the notion to open a window and let the air in the house.  Well, just as I was talking the screen out of that open window and jumping up through, a cop pulled up.  After showing ID and explaining that I was just practicing my Santa entrance, seeings how we have no chimney!  He laughed and I thought to myself:  Wow!  When God closes a door...He really does  make sure a window is open! PIMP LOL!   Trace