The Quivering Truth ‘bout Bows And Beaus

So, what did the bow say to the arrows?  "With so many quarrels, you girls make me quiver!" I'm just a one-arrow bow"! PIMP LOL.  What? An arrow is a quarrel and we all do that, right? Quiver and quarrel?  He's giving up all but one quarrel. Cuz, he chose his battle, his one quarrel, his one woman.  He chose the  straight and arrow! PIMP LOL. A good bow will give up the quarrels to quell the quiver! Same with a good beau! Okay, so today's story came from watching my family play a video game in which the character was shooting a bow and arrow.  I always loved archery in college, and the crossbow, and was pretty good at both. Plus, earlier, my girl and her friend and I were also talking about finding the right beau. So, naturally, that made me think of a funny way to combine bows and beaus! And, make a story called “The Quivering Truth ‘bout Bows and Beaus”! So, I told them that finding the right beau is like finding the right bow and arrow set. Yes, we choose by outside packaging, first, but as time goes on, we soon learn how it reacts under pressure and what it’s really made of. And, if it shoots straight! You know? Honest!  It may seem that a bow with only 1 arrow is less appealing and less useful than a bow set with many arrows, but! With a single arrow, the bow has a commitment to that one arrow! There are strings attached and if the arrow leans on the bow, it’ll soar. The arrow can always be pulled out of a tough spot if it gets stuck or lost. There will be tension, but work together. Less quarrels means umm…less quarrels! Right? A quarrel is actually an arrow. Oh! And, with the right bow, you can aim high and always hit the target!  Together, as a team. The right bow will have a lot of give!  Not just take you for a ride.  That other bow with lots of arrows in it’s set?  Well, he only uses the arrow at hand and the rest quiver. Girls, if your bow has more than one arrow and lots of quarrels?  Cut the strings!  Choose a one-woman beau...a one-arrow bow!  Just a li’l fun and humor to talk to your kids.  Of course, I told her to go to her best Beau of all. God!  For all answers. But, we’re always here.  We do try and we do love.  And, we do shoot straight!  Have a fun day and shoot straight!  Who needs all that quivering and quarreling!   Choose the straight and arrow!  PIMP LOL    Trace