Subject: ENGLISH 101 (taught via Hope & Humor)
Teacher: PROFESSOR PREDICAMENT
School: LIFE UNIVERSITY (near FunkyTown)
Today's English lesson is on subjects and predicates. Well, actually, subjects and predicaments! You know, no answer IS the answer. It’s a quiet exclamation. And, sometimes the most gentlest given, but toughest statement to take. We question the “no answer” answer! It, sometimes, seems like a sentence. But, if we recognize the Subject and the predicament, we will find verve in the verb. When God is the subject, the predicament always involves action. Always involves answers. Just, sometimes, they are the “no answer” answers. And, even THOSE involve action! Verb with verve. He is still a God of action. In fact, He says: I am. Period! Exclamation! But! If we do have questions? He’s right there to answer! He won’t sentence us for asking, either. I’ll try not to sentence you, either. With too many sentences. DUH LOL. The photographs? They’re my dorkiest moments in glasses. Yes, they do tend to make me look smart. Remember: Life isn't a sentence... It's a statement with many exclamation points! Signed, Professor Predicament
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