"TUSKIFIABLE HOMICIDE"!

So, we just found this old photo in our pig Grace's things. Along with some newspaper clips. Seems she had a grandfather in the mafia. His name was Boaris and he was one of Giovanni Brusca’s hit men! So, the story goes that Boaris's only hit was Giovanni Brusca who was nicknamed ‘The Pig’ because of his greed and shabby looking appearance and claimed to have killed 100-200 people. Boaris took it personal. Said he gave pigs a bad name and was put in the "Pen" for the hit which he carried out with his "tusks". He tried to "sooie" for his freedom on the grounds of Tuskifiable Homicide. Didn't work, though.  They found the smoking gun.  Well, the smoking pig. And, his tusks! PIMP LOL. Her grandfather sure looks a bit Dapper Don in this old photo. So, that's the story. But, you know how history and time and stories go. Some people… They tend to embellish! Oh! And Her grandpa? Yep. He's packin'! Packin' a pot-belly, that is! PIMP LOL. Have a fun day.       Trace